Oh Miriam, pseudo-German, now you call it a day. If it is possible for an opinion to be worth less than nothing, It was yours. And yet, you showed the tenacity of a limpet, While being as repellent as a slug. It feels different now, you said, from when I arrived, Yes, we say, isn't … Continue reading Last one down
Author: MonkeyPiglet
Why not?
To say you did something because lots of others are doing it might make sense in the context of getting a fidget spinner (remember them?) or trying anal sex, but referring to an untested, unlicensed, liability free injection of random stuff, that statement makes no sense at all. Particularly when the people who claim to … Continue reading Why not?
Nope, nothing is sacred
Isn't it funny the things that cause a torrent of memory? Yesterday I drank a sip of warm milk and a door opened which transported me back to the farm I visited when I was very young. We regularly went on family holidays to Dorset and rented a cottage owned by the farmer, occasionally in … Continue reading Nope, nothing is sacred
You know…?
You know those moments when time seems to stop? When you're a kid and you get caught in a lie, When you ask that girl out and she hesitates before answering, You're cornering too fast and the front wheel slides away, Your first baby is placed in your arms and you look into her eyes, … Continue reading You know…?
Next Episode
Yesterday, in one of those moments that occur occasionally, when illusion cracks and the resulting discomfort drives, I entered ‘metastatic pulmonary adenocarcenoma’ into the search bar. Within seconds I wished I’d stayed in the world of my own creation. There was no good news there, it was all bleak prognostication. Five-year survival rate is eighteen … Continue reading Next Episode
It always happens to someone else
My estranged wife went back into hospital last week because the stomach pains that took her there before were returning, if anything the pain was worse than before. She had first had this in 2019 and the GP gave her antacids, I told her then that she needed a referral to a specialist, but she … Continue reading It always happens to someone else
And now for something completely dif…
A change of pace. Today I spent all day on the roof fixing the roof tiles that run up the gable walls, and I thought it might be interesting to write about it. Not interesting for anyone but me, you understand. The first rule about doing cement work on a roof is to have the … Continue reading And now for something completely dif…
You just never know…
So, my estranged wife was admitted to hospital this week. Any particularly nasty people who know a bit about me might be hoping that she contracted covid. Any people reading this who have a mind of their own will know that is impossible because covid is about as real as santa or unicorns. Although she … Continue reading You just never know…
You can stick the vaccine up your arse
They're all going for it, so many people I meet tell me proudly, I've had my jab. My first reaction is to ask them if they are actually mentally ill, but I bite my tongue. I'm considering joining the party and coming back with, yes, me too. My thinking is that maybe it is time … Continue reading You can stick the vaccine up your arse
Shills and Dupes
Why is it so important that kids go to school? I don't mean actually attend school, because obviously that is not so important is it? What I am asking about is why is it considered so important that they get the indoctrination message? Obviously, I have my own ideas about this, and it is, paradoxically, … Continue reading Shills and Dupes
